Queen and Depp

We can prove that Depp, 50, is the 20th cousin of Queen Elizabeth II and both are descendants of Edward III. According to Nick Barratt, genealogist on the BBC’s Who Do You Think You Are?, the link between the actor and the Queen, 87, dates back to Edward III, who died in 1377. While the Queen is Edward’s 17 times great-granddaughter, one branch of Depp’s ancestors hail from Yorkshire, and are relatives of 3rd Earl of Northumberland, Henry Percy, who died in 1489 and who was Edward’s four-times great-grandson.

Camilla and Madonna

As one mounts ever-more desperate attempts to cling to youth and beauty, the other - blooming and unexpectedly popular - is enjoying a later-life renaissance. Certainly Madonna, 55, could do with taking advice from ninth cousin (once removed) Camilla Parker Bowles on graceful ageing.  The Duchess, 66, and the one-time Queen of Pop are descended from French-Canadians Madeleine Ernard and her carpenter husband Zacharie Cloutier (1617-1708).  The couple were part of one of the most influential families in Canada.

Valance and Benny Hill

Benny Hill’s saucy brand of humour might not be to everyone’s tastes, but spirited Aussie Holly Valance, 30, is not one to take offence.  Just as well because the bawdy comic and the statuesque wife of society property developer Nick Candy are first cousins, twice removed.  Benny’s grandparents, Henry Hawthorn Hill and Sophia Summersbee Hill, were Holly’s great-great-grandparents.  Benny’s TV show ran for 36 years, and Holly is proud of her cousin, saying: ‘I share his cheeky sense of humour.’

Kate and Guy Ritchie

Poised to direct a six-part saga on King  Arthur for Warner Bros, Guy Ritchie can boast of his own links to royalty, thanks to his connection to the Duchess of Cambridge. He is her sixth cousin, once removed.  Ritchie attended the Cambridges’ wedding in 2011, but because of his friendship with Prince William, rather than anything to do with being related to Kate. Their shared heritage dates back to the 18th century and a couple named David Martineau, a Norwich surgeon, and Sarah Meadows, who were Kate’s six times great-grandparents and Ritchie’s five times great-grandparents.

Brook Shields and Glenn

As if to prove that some families have all the luck with beauty encoded in their DNA, Eighties’ sirens Brooke Shields and Glenn Close are second cousins once removed.  Glenn’s great-aunt Mary Eloise Moore is  great- great-grandmother of Brooke Shields.  Five-time Oscar-nominated Glenn, 66, whose role as the infamous ‘bunny boiler’ of Fatal Attraction terrified a generation of men, inspired the Blue Lagoon star Brooke, now 48, to become an actress.

Obama and Brad Pitt

The tentacles of the U.S. President’s extended family are seemingly boundless, reaching Kenya and even Ireland.  This celebrity connection is closer to home, but is unlikely to do his poll ratings any harm either. Committed Democrat and Hollywood heavyweight Brad Pitt shares the same ten-time great-grandfather, Edwin Hickman, a Virginian who died in 1769.  The White House links continue with Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, who is ninth cousin (twice removed) of former First Lady Hillary Clinton.

Bieber and Celine Dion

Celine Dion is rather better known for a decade of eardrum-splitting love songs. But who knew she was a cousin of erstwhile heart-throb and born-again brat Justin Bieber? The pair are tenth cousins, three times removed. Warblers Celine, 45, and Justin share nine times great-grandparents in Jacques Vezina and wife Marie Boisdon, who were from France but died in Quebec, Canada, in 1687. Bieber, 19, was arrested last week for alleged drink-driving in Miami, after an impromptu race around the city streets.

Cameron and Al Murray

The next time the Prime Minister wants to know how his policies  are affecting the barstools of  Britain, he should tap up his sixth cousin, Pub Landlord comedian Al Murray. 

Records released last week, and verified by genealogists Elaine and John Hitchcock, show that Al, 45, and David, 47, are sixth cousins, through their five-times great-grandfather, William Makepeace Thackeray, the 19th-century poet and Vanity Fair novelist, who died in 1863, aged 66.