1. What is the capital of Pakistan? 2. Answer: Dubai 3. Where do you think PM and his cabinet should live? Answer: Dubai because of security reasons. If they do, thousands of policemen protecting them here would be free to look after the public 4. Where should they hold cabinet meetings? Answer: UK. That is a democratic country. 5. What dress should they wear? Answer: Western. It suits them so well. 6. Where should they live? Answer: In a posh locality because they have to do lot of liaison with the VVIP's. 7. In the mean time, who should look after Pakistan? Answer: The American Ambassador. She seems to know so much more about Pakistan and Pakistanis. -COL (Retd) R.M. AKHTER, Lahore Cantt., via e-mail, July 12.